Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wednesday's Words

A few profound thoughts...

We have a neighbor that gave me this mini-booklet thing with fun sayings. Just thought I'd share a few:

1. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
2. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
(I told Kyle he should have this quote because I am NOT a happy waker upper)3. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
4. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
7. If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
8. No matter where you go, you're there.
9. This statement is false.
10. The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. I intend to live forever. So far so good.
13. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
14. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
15. Honk if you like peace and quiet

Hope you had a few smiles and even some laughs!

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